Sitting at a particularly long stop light today, brand new Jags pulled up on either side of me.

Where do you make that sort of money in this town, and how can I get my hands on it?

Oooh, my teeth hurt. My whole head hurts.

Is it the wind chill, or is it scurvy?

I awoke to a beautiful warm day this morning, if you don't count the crippling leg cramp I awoke with at 4 a.m ( Read more... )

Eating Junior Mints before going to bed is sort of like brushing your teeth, isn't it?

After all, you get the same minty feeling when all is said and done.

And welcome to the new Cannibal T-Bone icon. Equipped with a fork in one hand, and a salt shaker in the other, he is clearly ready to eat-- himself.

Heard an ad on the radio today for a Christian basketball camp.

Does Christian basketball have different rules? 12 men of God to a side?

They also advertised some of the big celebrities the camp draws year after year.

Like Michael Jordan.....................................'s personal trainer.

do you feel a phantom organ where the offending organ used to be?

This is of course if you have a superfluous organ removed. Otherwise you might not be feeling much of anything.

I've no real content, so time for a flashback. Or, livejournal entries started but never finished. Write in for your favorite, and maybe you'll see it finished live on the air ( Read more... )

Stafford underwear for men.

America's best underwear gets better!

No shrinking. No yellowing. No odor. No twisting.

...

Christ, what do men do to their underwear?

Twisting? Most disturbing.

I say it's lemony ( Read more... )

If you saw this as the license plate of a Hyundai that passed you on the street, would you think ( Read more... )